The baseball game in Indy was fantastic. For a total of five dollars each, we got tickets to the game, all-you-can-eat barbeque, pepsi, and beer. I think you can see where this is going.
We got to the stadium around 12:30 for the picnic. Adam and I even brought a nalgene bottle, just in case. Our tickets were hosted by IEEE (institute for electrical and electronics engineers) but there were a lot of people at this picnic for different stuff. We didn’t care, we came for the food/beer. At the door, they were giving the first xx number of fans a commemerative lunch pail. Yes, a lunch box. A metal, hinged, handled, lunchbox. We had no idea that this odd gift would turn out to be a gift indeed.
We all started off getting the standard: hamburgers, cheeseburgers, BBQ sandwhiches, hot dogs. Pretty good food. It was a hot hot hot day, so we all decided that an icy cold glass of beer would help keep us cool.
Once we realized that beer was going to run out and that we couldn’t get any more free beer once the picnic ended, we had to think of a way to get as much as possible. Drinking a lot of it was one option, which we quickly set out to do. But then what would we do once we were in the game? So we filled the Nalgene bottles with beer. That seemed to work, but the day was really really hot, and we weren’t allowed to take beer out of the picnic. So we put them in the lunch pails. They fit almost perfectly if you rotate them. Excellent. But the pails were getting hot. Solution? Ice. Lots of ice. Well, that works for about six beers or so, and there were five of us.
Next solution: If you set the lunchbox upright? You can fit two cups inside of it. If you stack the cups, they wont spill. If you surround them with ice, they will stay cold. Excellent idea. Immediately sprung into action.
The moral of the story, the baseball game was one of the most fun times I’ve had all summer, and its all thanks to our friend, the lunch pail. We even discovered after the game that a sack of 10 Whitecastles fits perfectly into the pail! Of course, the pail is supposed to be used for food, so that makes sense.
